The Magic of Music
Daddi Homeschools Mittens: Part 4 “Taking Mittens to that charlatan counsellor was a complete waste of time, Rinpoche. She basically told me that I should let Mittens do whatever he wants!” “Dr Anna Lies is a highly trained professional, Daddi. She has a PhD in Cat Psychology.” “Well, I’m not impressed with her homeschooling...
Mittens Sees His Counsellor
Daddi Homeschools Mittens: Part 3 “Thanks for agreeing to homeschool Mittens, Daddi. His guardian, Mrs Frazzle, was very grateful to you.” “I had no choice, Rinpoche – especially as it turns out that you told Mrs Frazzle I’d be ‘absolutely delighted and honoured’ to homeschool her kitten before you asked me if I’d be...
The Misdemeanours of Mittens the Kitten
Daddi Homeschools Mittens: Part 2 “Rinpoche, I absolutely refuse to homeschool your naughty friend, Mittens! Besides, you told me he attends Kitty Crèche during the day.” “He used to, Daddi, but he was expelled.” “What does a kitten do to get expelled? Burn down the school or something?” “How did you guess, Daddi? …Well,...
Five Little Kittens Named Mittens
Daddi Homeschools Mittens: Part 1 “Daddi, I’m just popping out to see Mittens. I’ll be back before dinner.” “Are you talking about that hyperactive kitten that you sometimes babysit?” “No, Daddi, that’s Naughty Mittens. I’m talking about Sensible Mittens, the girl next door. She was recently spayed, so I want to find out how...
Socates, the Great Philosopher
“To be or not to be, Daddi.” “To be what, Rinpoche?” “Daddi, that is the question.” “Rinpoche, you are not making sense. Why are you quoting Shakespeare?” “I’m not quoting Shakespeare, Daddi. I’m quoting my new best friend, Socates.” “Socrates? Like the great Greek philosopher?” “No, Daddi, I’m talking about Socates, Gloucestershire great philosopher. He’s the...
Rinpoche and the Bed Deceit: Part 2
Rinpoche is a Cunning Cat “Rinpoche, I hate to see you so upset! And I don’t want you to be punished by the Cat Council and stripped of your position as Chief Cat of the House because of my refusal to buy you a new Comficat bed. What can I do to sort things...
Rinpoche and the Bed Deceit: Part 1
The Terrible Tail and Moon Ceremony “You’re looking particularly sleek and well-groomed today, Rinpoche. Are you going somewhere?” “Yes, Daddi. I have to attend a Cat Council meeting for the annual review of my performance as Chief Cat of the House.” “Well, good luck, Rinpoche! You’re bound to get a good review.” “No, it’s...
Rinpoche Plans a New Year’s Revolution
“You seem lost in thought, Rinpoche. I’ve been calling you repeatedly.” “I’m sorry, Daddi. I was thinking about my New Year revolution.” “Your revolution?” “Yes, Daddi. Do you remember how you told me that many humans plan a revolution at this time of the year because they want to make a fresh start and...
Santa Claws and his Eight Raindears
Chatting About Christmas: Part 2 “Daddi, my friend, Gwyneth, was telling me that there’s a plump ginger cat named Santa Claws, who brings Christmas gifts to cats that have been good all year.” “I’m not sure you’ve been all that well-behaved, Rinpoche. What about that bird you brought into the house this week? You...
Rinpoche Needs a Bed Update
Chatting About Christmas: Part 1 “Daddi, you and I need to chat.” “About what, Rinpoche?” “There’s very little time left before Christmas, Daddi, and you should be thinking about choosing my gifts. I don’t want you to leave things to the last minute, as you did last year.” “What were you hoping to get...