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“You seem lost in thought, Rinpoche. I’ve been calling you repeatedly.” “I’m sorry, Daddi. I was thinking about my New Year revolution.” “Your revolution?” “Yes, Daddi. Do you remember how you told me that many humans plan a revolution at this time of the year because they want to make a fresh start and...
Chatting About Christmas: Part 2 “Daddi, my friend, Gwyneth, was telling me that there’s a plump ginger cat named Santa Claws, who brings Christmas gifts to cats that have been good all year.” “I’m not sure you’ve been all that well-behaved, Rinpoche. What about that bird you brought into the house this week? You...
Chatting About Christmas: Part 1 “Daddi, you and I need to chat.” “About what, Rinpoche?” “There’s very little time left before Christmas, Daddi, and you should be thinking about choosing my gifts. I don’t want you to leave things to the last minute, as you did last year.” “What were you hoping to get...
On the first day of Catmas there came a gift from meA tear in your precious settee On the second day of Catmas there came a gift from meTwo headless mice and a tear in your precious settee On the third day of Catmas there came a gift from meThree fur ballsTwo headless mice...
Rinpoche Has a Clever Plan “Daddi, have you finished searching everywhere in the house and garden for witches and other scary creatures?” “Yes, Rinpoche. And I found nothing, so it’s perfectly safe for you to come out from your hiding place under my bed.” “Did you check the garage? I’m sure vampires would like...
Daddi Searches Every Cook and Granny “Rinpoche, you can come out from under my bed now. Halloween has been over for several weeks.” “Are you sure, Daddi?” “Of course I am!” “Have the scary witches all gone, Daddi?” “There’s not a single witch to be seen, Rinpoche.” “And what about the ghosts, Daddi? Or...
“Rinpoche, you’re acting strangely. Why are you chasing your tail in that frantic way? Are you stressed about something?” “Too little time … too much to do… too much pressure…” “Whoa… Calm down, Rinpoche! Take a deep breath.” “I don’t have time to breathe, Daddi. I have too many things to do.” “Like what?”...
Rinpoche is a Homewrecker: Part 2 “Rinpoche, what has happened to your modelling tutor, Dr. Tröger, since he separated from his partner, Brunhild? Where is he now?” “It’s very sad, Daddi. Do you remember how he was once the Chief Cat of All Offices at Katzenjammer Computers?” “Didn’t you tell me that the employees...
Rinpoche is Homewrecker: Part 1 “What happened to your cheek, Rinpoche? You’re bleeding!” “It was Brunhild’s fault, Daddi. She attacked me during my modelling class!” “What??” “It was awful, Daddi! She leapt at me with her claws out and scratched my face.” “Why?” “Brunhild and Dr. Tröger have separated, Daddi. She’s thrown him out,...
“Daddi, could you please lend me one of the books you wrote?” “Certainly, Rinpoche. Would you like to read Christmas Carols for Cats? You enjoyed it very much the last time I read it to you.” “I don’t want to read anything today, Daddi. I just need to practise walking around the room with...