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“Watch where you run, Rinpoche! I almost spilled my hot tea over you!” “Sorry, Daddi.” “Why are you rushing around with one of my socks on your head?” “It’s my special hat, Daddi. I’m having a zoom party.” “A Zoom party?” “Yes, zooming is the latest craze for cats. Look how fast I zoom!”...

“Daddi, I’m never going to visit Vet Lady again.” “Why is that, Rinpoche? I thought you liked Dr Grey?” “She’s very nice, but she’s boring, Daddi. From now on, I’m going to see Dr Gwyneth instead. She’s my new doctor.” “Please tell me you are not talking about your friend, Gwyneth? That cat is...

The Meowa Democatic Caucus: Part 2 “What happened at the Meowa Democatic Caucus, Rinpoche? It sounds serious.” “It was, Daddi! That annoying cat, App, and his team of officials were counting the voters who were grouped around each presidential candidate, when the biggest, juiciest rat I’ve ever seen suddenly started walking slowly across the...

The Meowa Democatic Caucus: Part 1 “Rinpoche, you look a mess! Have you been in a cat fight?” “No, Daddi. I went to vote for the Democatic Party’s nominee for President of the Gloucestershire Cat Council. Today was the Meowa primary.” “Do you mean Iowa? Like the American state?” “Of course not, Daddi! Our...

“Surely you aren’t risking going out again, Rinpoche? Didn’t you tell me that the Colonial Virus for Cats is widespread?” “That’s all fake news, Daddi. I’ll never trust Tabloid, again!” “Tabloid, the town crier? Isn’t he the rooftop reporter?” “More like the gutter press, Daddi! He’s only interested in sensational stories, and he never...

“Daddi, I’m going out for a while. I’ll be back soon.” “Should you be leaving the house, Rinpoche? I thought you said that cats were still under lockdown?” “No offence, Daddi, but I need a break from being cooped up in the house, listening to you and Mummi arguing with each other.” “Nonsense, Rinpoche!...

The Colonial Virus for Cats: Part 2 “Rinpoche, I really think you should stop panicking about the coronavirus. As far as I know, cats are not at risk of being infected with it. There’s certainly no need to isolate yourself and steal my toilet paper!” “What about food, Daddi? Gwyneth says you should be...

The Colonial Virus for Cats: Part 1 “Rinpoche, did you steal the toilet rolls from both our loos? I can’t find them anywhere.” “They’re in my bed, Daddi, but you can’t have them. I’m stockpiling toilet paper.” “What on earth for? Cats don’t use toilet paper. Besides, I need it urgently!”  “Daddi, I spoke...

Daddi Homeschools Mittens: Part 4 “Taking Mittens to that charlatan counsellor was a complete waste of time, Rinpoche. She basically told me that I should let Mittens do whatever he wants!” “Dr Anna Lies is a highly trained professional, Daddi. She has a PhD in Cat Psychology.” “Well, I’m not impressed with her homeschooling...

Daddi Homeschools Mittens: Part 3 “Thanks for agreeing to homeschool Mittens, Daddi. His guardian, Mrs Frazzle, was very grateful to you.” “I had no choice, Rinpoche – especially as it turns out that you told Mrs Frazzle I’d be ‘absolutely delighted and honoured’ to homeschool her kitten before you asked me if I’d be...