Catspeak School

Lesson 5: Names for stuff cont’d. 

Some bodily functions…

Shufa [shoo-fah]
Excrement, faeces.

Wizz [wizz]
Urine.

Bloik-bloik [bloyk-bloyk]
Vomit.

Important Notice

Cats are very sensitive about their toilet and do not like being observed or recorded.  Khat Lore deems it very rude for a primitive species like humans to watch or record a cat performing ablutions.

So to politely represent these things  we have drawn a Bear in the Woods. ⇓

Wark-wark [waark-waark]
To cough up a furball.

Lollijubber
Loose fluffy belly fat.

 

 

Catspeak School: Lesson 6 – Catspeak Tutorials coming soon!

(Read part 3 of Lesson 5 here)

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