The real Bunny Pudding is a cross-looking fluffy cat in a basket that we bought in Heathrow Hamleys in 1991. But we breathed life into her, and what an amazing life it was! From humble beginnings in China, our Bunny Pudding rose to be a Colonel in the U.S. Army. Inevitably she was sent to Vietnam where she fought alongside Arnie the Guv’nor, and Sylvester Stallone and fired 631800902100 rounds without hitting anything.

But in an act of great heroism they used a laser guided bazooka to shoot down a very dangerous diplodocus that was threatening the American way of life

After being decommissioned from the U.S. Army as a much decorated and bemedalled soldier, Bunny Pudding worked variously as a CIA spy, a Supreme Court judge, a garden landscaper, and a hardware store proprietor. She currently runs a debt collection agency with her associates Garth, Teddy, and Minkey, and in her spare time she writes useful guidebooks in the many fields of her considerable experience. She lives in Ambleside, England, and has three dear friends Binky, Bonky and Bunky, with whom she plays cards and drinks gin and tonics.